All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

We are fresh back from a hotel takeover, fresh back from a whole lot of naughtiness.

A whole lot of naughtiness. We were real sluts and we're going to be talking about that very soon. But first we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of front porch swingers. If you are looking to meet lifestyle friends, it can be difficult, especially if you're brand new to this space. And that's where Cassidy comes to the rescue because Cassidy makes it easier than ever before to find like-minded friends, whether it's in your area, when you're traveling at events, et cetera. One of my absolute favorite parts of Cassidy is I can see who's RSVP to the same events that we are, helps me find those events to begin with. But once I want to go to those events and were ticketed and ready to go, I can also see who else will be there and start reaching out to them ahead of time. It's really nice to just make those connections before you hit the event. So if you want to try out Cassidy and all of its features, head on over to front porch swingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the home page. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner to get started for free today. So, holy hell, I'm exhausted still. I still have, you know, not even my full voice left or back. No, we're barely, we're a week out, not even. We're just just now today. We're recording this on Sunday. We've

been home a week. No, we got home Monday. Yeah. So we're still six days out. Yeah, it was a fucking whirlwind. That's for sure. But what a great fucking time. It was really fun. I mean, obviously we had so many people coming up to us after the event and saying how good the event was, which is all that matters to me.

Yeah.

Like none of the other behind the scene shit,

none of the work that we put in,

none of the other behind the scene shit, none of the work that we put in, none of that matters at the end of the day, as long as everyone had fucking fun. You never want anyone to see behind the curtain. You know, I mean, there's always bullshit you're going to deal with, which we did a little bit, really not much, just a couple of little incidences that had to be handled. But no one felt it, no one saw it, didn't interfere in any way. And everybody had a great fucking time. And I'm telling you, I am so fucking pumped now for Podbash because of that Phoenix takeover. I cannot wait. Cannot wait. It was a sexy fucking crowd, too.

It really was. You know, like you mentioned, Saturday night, you were up on, like, the third floor of one of the terraces on the, in the hotel, looking down over the pool area where we had the nighttime whiteout party.

Black lights everywhere and everybody in white.

It was just a sexy fucking scene.

I mean, everywhere you looked was just

sexy people. Yeah, I know. Everyone that would check in was like hotter than the person

that checked in before them. I'm like, oh my God, where do we find all these people? Yeah,

Phoenix is a hot city. No question about that. Well, we had people from like 47 states. There were only

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