All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Well, this is a very unique episode of FPS.

I have someone sitting next to me that has never sat next to me in the studio before. I've also never not had Brian in the studio with me when we're recording. So this is going to be very interesting. I'll explain in just a little bit. But first, we want to say thank you to Cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. If you are looking to have some fun, especially as we get into the summer months, I feel like when the sun is shining, you're all about that sexy, fun, and Cassidy's here to help you because not only can you see who's in your area that might also be non-monogamous and fun to hang out with, but you can also see some of the biggest events coming up across the country. So if you want to start booking your travel, seeing all the

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at the bottom of the homepage. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. Scroll to the bottom of the

homepage and click on the Cassidy banner to get started today. We hope to see you at cassidy.com. So, welcome to the studio, Susan. Well, thank you, Brenna. I'm so honored that I get to be here in this space with you. Yeah, this, I got to be honest with you. I'm a little nervous. I don't know why I'm nervous. I think it's because

Brian and I were talking before you came in today that I think the reason the show is so fun for me and the reason I love it is because he and I just have this natural chemistry together. And it's, I mean, you and I have great banter and things like that too, but this is kind of new territory for me. I'm so excited, though. I feel very honored that you

would be willing to do this and trust us in this way. So thank you for doing this. Well, I'm honored

to be here. And yeah, I mean, I think trust is a big thing between all of us and why everyone's

so curious of why this works. I've got to tell you. I don't often tell you this because

I don't want to freak you out, but the number of emails and DMs and things like that we get about

you and about your and Brian's play dynamic and everything is crazy. And I think the main reason

for that, of course, it's fucking hot, right? When we talk about you on the show, I love hearing about the

recountings and all of the sexy shit you guys do together. But I think it's bigger than that,

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