All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

You guys have heard on recent episodes that we are definitely switching some things up in our world

and just making sure

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So we are recording this in advance. I will say we have not actually been to the takeover yet.

No, we are headed that way. Two days. From the time we're recording this, it is Monday.

We are leaving Wednesday morning at the ass crack of dawn.

Yes.

So next episode, you guys will hear how that all went.

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