I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say Harland Pepper.

If you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was of course that we lived in Pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying her into a go-and-crazy.

She said you stop naming nuts, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

And which is a nut that solves the name of the town.

I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time.

What? You think I'm dressed to talk? I'm dressed to party-hardy like an MC-skat-cat.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt-hurt means.

Well if it makes you feel better I'd rather be up here with you than down there with those teenage people with their means and their hashtags and drape, drapes.

Back at it again.

With a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I don't want any more **** at any time during the day. From anyone. That includes me.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch to Top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, the Pod Dog.

I say was that though?

Pod Dog dealing with a not so much a medical but hygienic emergency we just realized.

She has earmites.

So she is currently visiting the vet to get the medicine to get that worked out.

I think she's been picking those earmites up all around town because today once again.

Once again, one of the gates here at Burbank Springs was left open for just a matter of moments and she just waddled her 65 pounds out of there and waddled down the street.

Hopefully this time she wasn't found lying in the middle of the busy, busy street down at the end of our street.

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