Episode 24 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	So what's the countdown?
0:01.9	Oh, um, it is...
0:03.8	14, 15, 16.
0:06.5	How dare you make me do math in the AM?
0:10.1	Like, this is the rudest thing.
0:11.8	It's somewhere between 14 and 70 days.
0:15.5	Yeah, before I'm back.
0:16.3	Okay.
0:17.0	He's coming back to New York, y'all.
0:20.7	He's a native New Yorker.
0:28.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome to I Think Not.
0:32.3	We will very soon not be a bi-coastal podcast.
0:36.5	We're going to be a Una-coastal. A bi-borough. I am Ellen Marsh and a-coastal podcast. We're going to be a una coastal. A bi-borrow. I am Ellen Marsh,
0:41.5	and across from me is Joey Taranto, and we're here delivering you all of your favorite true
0:47.2	crime TV shows. And for a lot of you, that happens to be the OG of true crime TV shows. And that is unsolved mysteries. How are you doing today,
0:56.9	my love? I'm great. You know, the things is blossoming here in L.A. In the front of my house,
1:02.1	in the back of my house, around my house, and so there is some allergy situations going on. But other
1:07.1	than that, I am blessed. How are you? Blessed and highly favored. I am doing great. I'm going to a salon opening tonight. One of Thomas's best friends owns a salon, and he's really, really famous for extensions, and I always feel really insecure about my hair when I'm around him. But other than that, great. Is there an opening night gift? They're like, you get two highlights. I don't know. It's going to be like a party, a thing. Apparently he's famous at extensions. I've never had extensions because I can't be responsible to go back somewhere. If someone's like, you have to get these, I'm not going to do it because I'm going to forget. I don't deserve nice things.
1:44.8	Honey, we don't need your head of hair looking like that Volkswagen that was puttering around
1:50.0	New Jersey. We don't need that. Just dings and bells and Bailey a muffler. Well, if you are
1:56.0	sitting there thinking to yourself, gosh, these two are so fun, Man, I wish I could have them in my ears more.
2:02.5	Fear not.
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