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for one four T-B-T-L, two zero six, for one four, come on, T-B-T-L.

Okay, T-Bone. Time for some serious crunching.

Are you on the internet? Isn't that for technogigs with spreadsheets?

I suck without the internet, dude. It's like I'm too real for it, you know?

Okay, so some people catch our robots and drive and sell them.

And no one's gonna buy our two in the signing guy.

The signing guy always worries.

Here's some money, go see a Star War.

I think the only promotion I'm interested in is promoting you guys to

generals and my friendship on me. Yes, sir.

All right, reporting for duty here on a Wednesday afternoon edition

of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Now we're going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

Today trying to say I was drunk, I drank eight beers yesterday.

That was all I'd drink.

It's about harm management people. We're coming to you today, finally,

from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

perched the top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

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