Episode #2391: Nothing Smurf Can Smurf

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The big TBTL road trip is now only days away, and Luke and Andrew are getting nervous. Luke has a plan to eat healthy and get some exercise on the way to Austin. Andrew has a plan to eat beef sticks. Plus: Japanese auto racing announcers go nuts at the Indy 500. And Luke tries to solve the age old mystery: Was Alanis Morrissette really singing about Dave Coulier in that one song?

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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying,
0:04.8	pack on more fat. That's what's happening. So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself
0:12.5	turned into sugars in your body. That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:15.4	Well, that's it. We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.
0:17.2	All pastas. Lasagna. All of it.
0:20.6	We're done. All this stuff.
0:22.7	You're even throwing all, no, no, no, no.
0:27.4	It's just happening so we can look at it.
0:29.0	No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti.
0:33.1	We are done with wini, feta-chini.
0:35.5	Feta-chini doesn't count. Absolutely counts. No more pasta.
0:38.2	Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on.
0:40.5	No. What happens to you? What happened?
0:42.1	No more pasta for you or me.
0:45.6	Okay? It's over. We're done.
0:47.5	Okay.
0:59.1	He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise.
1:05.3	He loves other things as well.
1:08.0	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever.
1:10.1	This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of business.
1:13.6	Game day bucket gopo.
1:15.1	But it's not on TV. That's the internet thing, okay?
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