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Hey Tom and Cecil, this is Jeremiah.

How did shitty week at work?

Thanks for helping me get through it by listening to you guys.

I've noticed a lot of these conservatives when they freak out about all this gay marriage stuff.

Whenever they want to say it's an affront to God, they get all breathy and they're like,

the supreme court told us that God was wrong, which we'd mean to believe my hypothesis that they believe in God

because of any faith, faith, things or indoctrination.

But really they just get an orgasm every time they say the word God.

So anyway, thanks for watching you glory home, motherfuckers.

Bye.

You have to masturbate for Jesus. You have to masturbate for Christ.

These hands are nailed to the cross so you have to masturbate for Christ.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live-ish from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago.

This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irrelevance to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat yet.

But we're still working on it. We're closer than we were.

We've got the tip in at this point.

You guys built a huge ass badass studio and you couldn't buy like a $3 mat at a flea market.

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