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Hey guys, this is Kelly from Kentucky. I'm actually just moved here from Arkansas and I went through the old podcast

and I got to the one where you're making fun of Arkansas and talking about pigs and stuff.

And I thought y'all would just find it funny that about two years ago I was tucked in the leg by a hog

in Arkansas and it was the most interesting experience of my life.

When I actually went to the emergency room I had to tell the sheriff that I was tussled by a hog and he thought I was kidding.

But anyway, I love the show. Keep doing what you're doing. Go on, I'm gonna fuckers.

Gentlemen, James from Australian City Objection here, otherwise known to the older folk lunch really with the times as per his been.

I was very intrigued to learn in your latest episode. There is a brand of narcotic painkillers in the US called Norko.

There is also a brand of milk in the wonderful Australian state of New South Wales called Norko.

I drank a lot of Norko growing up and that probably explains a lot about my childhood.

And probably most of my adulthood as well.

Oh, I also need to correct Jake. The capital city of Australia is actually Canberra, which happens to be the only city which resides in the Australian capital territory.

Which is important to note because it just goes to show how pointless the ACT actually is.

Anyway, glory hall.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

I'm not sure if the story is the only thing I want to do.

But I'm not sure if I'm not sure about this.

I'm not sure about this.

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