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This is episode 239, and Tom is not here to do the intro with me because we recorded all this stuff last week at Glory Hull Studios right after we're done with Thomas.

It shows a little short, it's about an hour, maybe a little less, but we think it's good, so we think you'll enjoy it.

So without further ado, here's the recording from the other night at Glory Hull Studios.

Yeros! Dick! Oh, be nice! Oh, my son doesn't stand a chance, the whole world's gone gay!

Oh my god, what's happening now? We work hard, we play hard.

Everybody dead now!

It's a story from the raw story. Texas Judge will perform same-sex weddings, but only if couples acknowledge his anti-LGBD beliefs.

This guy is such a fucking douchebag. A Texas Judge, he knows he's gonna have to do it. Right? He's a Justice of the Peace and Denton in Texas.

And he basically is saying, like, yeah, listen, I'm gonna go ahead and do these Maristar ceremonies, I've gotta do them.

But you gotta sign off on me saying, I'm begrudgingly marrying you.

It's funny because that's in the article. It's in the article that this is linked to, but then when I go to the site that this is linked to, that language is taken off of that particular form now.

Oh, it is! So the form, the PDF form that's actually on their thing does not include.

While we may not necessarily agree, we accept Judge Piazza's position on same-sex marriage, accept the conditions expressed above, and understand that there will be no discussion regarding his position before, after or during the ceremony.

That is not on this form anymore, does not exist.

Really? That's it? I looked it up today, I went to try to find the form, and there's also a thing that links to him that says,

please do not contact the judge about current lawsuits that are happening. I think based on this particular form.

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