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Good morning everybody.

And welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, which

is exactly what this is. If you'd like to take this experience and yes it's

an experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny

human brains all you need is a cup or a glass a tanker

shells of stein a kentine jug or flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your

favorite liquid I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dopamine of the day, the thing

that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

And it's gonna happen right now.

Go. Oh my goodness that was good. I feel sorry for anybody drinking water

when it's coffee time.

Well, we got all kinds of stories.

I'm going to jump right into them because I know you're people of action, aren't you? You're people of action.

There's a new app called the Dignity App that will add clothes back on to

semi-clothed women on social media.

Somebody said it was a 4-chan app.

And to me, this is the funniest thing.

If you get... And to me this this is the funniest thing if you could add the

If you could add the clothes back on to the women online

...