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So good. So. So, you know, I always complain about my microphone stand and my lights, and I'm just going to put this out here.

I had to basically make my own microphone stand and I wondered why nobody makes one

that works the way you wanted to which is it it just sits on your desk, fully stable, and that's it.

Instead, have you ever seen how the professionals put a microphone like this in front of a person like me.

They'll put, you can see this on Tucker Carlson Show, they'll put a floor stand on the floor next to you and then it'll be a T kind of thing that connects to it that will come

across you and then they'll be here.

So they have like a bar that comes across the person sometimes.

So not a boom. I'm talking about a boom would come from above. I'm talking about something that comes from the floor.

And all of these are... I'm talking about something that comes from the floor.

And all of these are crazy. This is what you need.

Right here.

And this doesn't exist.

I had to buy this microphone and the stand and then separately find

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