Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

coffee with Scott Adams and if you've never enjoyed this experience,

my God, I feel good for you.

Lucky, lucky you if this is your first time here.

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that I know nobody can even understand

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fill it with your favorite liquid.

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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dopamine hit of the day, the thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous hip. It happens now. I hope you're prepared. Go.

Oh my God that's good. Sometimes the sip is genuinely delightful.

Well, 2024 is going to be the funniest year.

And for some reason, I think all of the news today

is more funny than serious, even though it's serious.

So we'll just jump into it. First of all you might know there's a big rainstorm happening here in California.

Southern California and last day or so has gotten two to four inches of rain and checking all the details and the

rain has washed away almost one to two inches of fecal matter on the sidewalks. So rain is up two to four inches

in the LA but fecal matter is down one to two inches. I think we're moving in the

right direction. So I call that all good news. If you subscribe to the

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