Episode #2357: That Jazz Is Really Jazzin'!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2017

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

A new Burger King (Burro Rey?) commercial purposely activates people's Google devices. A newspaper is taking flack for reporting on the criminal past of the United Airlines victim. And a listener wants clarification on Luke and Andrew's rules for cell phone etiquette.

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0:00.0	It's been so kind of a mistake. I'm sure about it. It just doesn't make any sense.
0:04.0	Fred, it makes sense that you would go gray at your age.
0:07.0	What do you mean my age?
0:09.0	How old are you?
0:10.0	Well, let's figure it out.
0:12.0	High school, that's like 18. College, 22.
0:15.0	Playing music, I stopped playing music, so I met you.
0:18.0	It's 32. Fred.
0:19.0	What? I'm not 32?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	I'm very 32.
0:24.0	You're not.
0:25.0	How old do I look if I just pass by you're really fast?
0:28.0	Um, 44.
0:31.0	Like about to turn 45?
0:33.0	This is horrifying.
0:35.0	Well, how old does it say you are in your driver's license?
0:37.0	I don't know. There was a number on there, but I scratched it out.
0:40.0	It was like two upsetting.
0:42.0	T-B-T-L!
0:46.0	I value confidentiality and paradoxically, I don't care who knows it.
0:50.0	What a space. Like, what is that about?
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