Episode #2356: The Mustard That Broke The Quarter Pounder's Back

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the second lives of toilets (or "terlets", as Luke calls them), and the top three factors that could get you kicked off an airplane if it's overbooked. Plus, more shame-eating confessions on the ol' voicemail line (206-414-8285).

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Dr. Steve Brueh with Wouldn't That Be Cool?
0:04.0	In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft.
0:07.0	Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus password for my email?
0:12.0	That would be cool!
0:13.0	T-B-T-L!
0:19.0	In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.
0:23.0	Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you.
0:26.0	Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
0:28.0	I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo.
0:34.0	Are you all afraid?
0:35.0	No.
0:36.0	Daddy's here for you.
0:38.0	My little angels!
0:40.0	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
0:43.0	I think people should work through the TVTL because it will make them funnier.
0:47.0	Even if it's in their own head.
0:49.0	And this?
0:50.0	This is your list at a plan!
0:53.0	Oh no, no.
0:54.0	Now this is a whole other awesome thing.
0:56.0	This is just a goof.
0:57.0	Why don't we go get a beer?
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