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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2352: The Search For Lukle's Gold

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Rudy "The Pod Dog" Burbank has become a therapy pup while Carey is under the weather, so Luke and Andrew discuss when it's acceptable to let dogs share the couch with humans. Plus, Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad created a foreseeable backlash online. Luke and Andrew debate whether the backlash was appropriate.

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0:00.0

I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy, I believe it looked like an older interview

0:05.5

If you had less hair than you have today, how do you explain that I don't wear a wig, sir paint your bald spot

0:11.4

What bald spot you paint your bald spot?

0:14.8

I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows you paint your bald spot. I don't have a bald spot

0:20.2

How come you had less hair on the tape?

0:22.8

Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day you by the way something what do you care?

0:29.2

Paint your bald spot. I don't. Do you paint your bald spot? Paint your bald spot. You sick

0:40.4

You've heard the late night comedians you've heard the critics you've heard about the pundits you've heard the criticism and the

0:47.6

counselors

0:48.8

Now tonight I want you to listen to me found a feces in a chair now

0:55.4

No, the incident reports need to be really really specific. Okay, what else should I put?

1:01.2

Well for starters, it's not a feces. It's just feces

1:04.4

But it wasn't a game. It was just one piece

1:07.4

But you bet there's no singular form for feces. It's not feces or a feces. It's just feces

1:13.2

The director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you rank amateurs

1:18.6

You guys did a good job tonight. I can't wait to do for real. That was a good warm-up

1:22.6

Very good warm-ups. Yeah, well come on. What are you waiting for?

1:32.1

All right, let's get right into this everybody. It is a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be

1:39.1

Too beautiful to live

1:41.1

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1:42.5

It's actually

1:44.0

Completely free to you the tens of listeners unless you so choose

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