Episode #2351: Speaking Of Speaking Of Beans

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke spent hours today trying to make a low-carb hot dog bun. Andrew thinks Luke might have mice inside his computer. They discuss these issues and a report claiming it's best to stand still on escalators.

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0:00.0	What is my perfect crime?
0:02.0	I break into Tiffany's in midnight.
0:04.0	Do I go for the vault?
0:05.0	No, I go for the chandelier.
0:07.0	It's priceless.
0:08.0	As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
0:10.0	She tells me to stop.
0:11.0	It's her father's business.
0:13.0	She's Tiffany.
0:14.0	I say no.
0:15.0	We make love all night.
0:16.0	In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
0:19.0	I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada.
0:22.0	I don't trust her.
0:23.0	Besides, I like the cold.
0:25.0	30 years later, I get a postcard.
0:27.0	I have a son, and he's the chief of police.
0:29.0	This is where the story gets interesting.
0:31.0	I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the trocadero.
0:35.0	She's been waiting for me all these years.
0:37.0	She's never taken another lover.
0:38.0	I don't care.
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