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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2344: There's Something About The Soul Of A Bird

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew meet up in a parking lot in Everett, WA, to make a big announcement about TBTL's summer plans.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello, my friend. Welcome to Space Car 2. Hey, it's good to be here. Thanks for

0:09.0

having me back. Did you make it? Okay. Yeah, it was fine. I was using my phone as a navigation

0:16.6

device, which is always stressful because I was seeing all of these text messages build

0:22.5

up. It's best not to have to look at your phone and drive at the same time. Yeah, I got

0:26.8

here okay, although I saw something on the way that really got inside my head. Something

0:32.1

you can't unsee. Yeah, it was two high school age girls walking wearing the same snuggie.

0:41.1

Just take a moment on that. Can we deconstruct that sentence for a second? First of all, people

0:46.3

are wearing snuggies. Boy, has anybody told the court? This is my point. There are major

0:51.5

legal implications of people wearing a snuggie as a shirt. I mean, just the tariffs that

0:59.2

get affected by that are millions, maybe billions of dollars. The international trade

1:03.6

judge just ruled that it cannot be apparel, that it's a blanket, not apparel, but okay,

1:09.1

so they're wearing a blanket. Now, to be clear though, you said they're wearing the same

1:13.6

snuggie. Yes. If you said I saw two girls and they were wearing the same shirt, I would

1:17.9

guess that they're each wearing a shirt and the shirts are similar. Are you saying that

1:23.2

these two were each wearing a snuggie? Did they somehow have one snuggie wrapped around

1:27.1

them both? Wearing, period, the period, same period. I know you don't like when I get

1:33.6

crazy with my grandma. Right, right, comma, hyphen, explanation. I call it snuggie period.

1:41.0

They had, there was one snuggie to rule them both and they were just walking down the

1:46.1

street in this co-wearing a snuggie. And again, it was unlike anything I've ever seen.

1:54.6

And I think that somebody needs to let the people in DC know that this is really happening.

2:03.1

I just had a thought that's somewhat disturbing. All right. I realize we now have to name

2:07.3

the show two girls one snuggie. Oh, I didn't want to say it. Yeah, but I mean, sometimes

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