Episode 234 - Dick on Black Santa

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2020

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Black Santa's backstory, steak big leaguers, humidors, a pro-life death penalty, new forever curfews, smoking in a non-smoking area, the new Animaniacs has no nurse, stepping on sap, The Great Reset, men wearing dresses, n-word rock, fisherpeople, a cheat pass for your wife, the misery divide, women on women in science, the furry art game, and more stories from prison; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Why have I been punishing myself with an 11 o'clock show?
0:05.0	I don't know.
0:08.0	For five years.
0:09.0	Because I set an alarm for this show.
0:12.0	Yeah, well I start getting ready at like eight.
0:15.0	Why do I do that?
0:16.0	Why don't I just move it to noon?
0:17.8	Well, when do you actually get out of bed?
0:20.8	About 1045.
0:22.1	That's what I thought.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	But I got to get up to do notes and stuff.
0:26.0	Do you do notes like the morning before, the morning of?
0:29.0	Oh, yeah.
0:30.0	You can't.
0:31.0	Do you ever have like an idea or something and do it? I mean do you ever just you ever find yourself jotting down things or I jot man. Yeah, you're a jotter like a motherfucker. I've always known that about you. I just jotter. Real jotter.ter I'll jot it on anything I'll write it on like a window
0:46.1	yeah so there's all kinds of weird shit all over my house yet and you're like what
0:50.8	the what the fuck did this mean?
0:52.6	Then I'll, but I'll remember what it is.
0:54.2	Uh, I have so much chatting.
0:56.2	What the hell is milk crate?
0:57.8	What the hell is a milk steak?
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