Episode 233 - Dick on Venture Communism

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2020

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Meeting the Dogs-Elect, Patty C-cups: Karl's Bananadox, venture communism, money as an abstraction of values, getting set up by mom, weaponized ignorance, Lowtax sells Something Awful, Ticketmaster requires vaccine IDs, a quarter of women don't know where their vagina is, the 5% Work From Home tax, eating inside outside, and national holidays for drug dealers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Sean look what I did. I wish you could see this in studio. You got to see what I did here. You see my Trump my signed Trump hat?
0:07.0	You put it in like a case like a very rare baseball guard.
0:12.0	Put it in a glass.
0:14.0	No, it's glass and person.
0:17.0	Yes, it's glass.
0:19.0	I spared no expense.
0:20.0	This is, this is authentic Cherry wood museum quality you know that's gonna
0:26.7	my 30 or 40 years you're gonna sell that for a lot
0:30.5	that's gonna go right up there with like the collection and Nazi plates and all kinds of stuff.
0:34.7	Yeah, I'm going to be the guy at the swap meet.
0:37.3	Or the fortune.
0:38.3	This is suspiciously selling. Like I just have my signed Trump hat behind me at the swap meet while I'm selling like
0:46.3	while I'm selling like while I'm selling bespoke
0:49.6	stories about Maddox at the swap meet of the future where experience is the only
0:54.0	God only good that can be traded anymore. I'm gonna have this in the background like
0:59.6	oh go that guy has that sign Trump hat, like, well, maybe, you know,
1:02.6	maybe he's just a history buff, like, no, he's a Nazi.
1:05.5	He's the Nazi. He's the Nazi.
1:06.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:07.5	Maybe he really likes, what was that country called?
1:11.5	Oh, yeah, America.
1:12.6	Maybe he really he's really into American history.
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