Episode 233: 60,000: The Number Of People Kenan Stadium Used To Hold

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Jon explores stoicism. David explores the numbers.

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0:00.0	Before he takes the stand, I am certain that he will engage in name calling and taunts and race baiting and call this a witch hunt.
0:14.9	But at the end of the day, the only thing that matters are the facts and the numbers.
0:21.6	And numbers, my friends, don't lie.
0:26.6	That's right, folks, the numbers don't lie.
0:28.6	Listen to the numbers and also listen to your favorite podcast,
0:31.6	Election Profit Makers coming to you recorded on our computers.
0:35.6	The numbers don't lie.
0:37.8	That's right.
0:39.2	The numbers never lie.
0:41.5	We don't lie either, even though we're humans.
0:42.5	We're not numbers.
0:44.4	We're the next best thing to the numbers.
0:46.0	Real live human beings.
0:48.5	Kid Midas and Long John Silver.
0:50.3	Listen to the numbers.
0:53.0	And also, friends, listen to election profit makers.
0:55.1	And listen to every other podcast you can listen to. Listen to podcasts all day and all night. What else are you going to do? Listen to the numbers.
1:00.9	Yeah, listen to the numbers. But again, listen to the podcast. And if you can find a podcast about
1:05.8	the numbers, well, friend, you've hit the lottery. The winning number is you. It's spelled Y-O-U-1-2-3 as easy as ABC, the Jackson 5, 5, a famous number.
1:17.0	Five fingers on each hand, my friends.
1:19.2	Listen to the numbers.
1:21.4	Hi, John.
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