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Election Profit Makers

Episode 232: Halloween Spaghetti

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Jon wonders about lifts. David remembers something Kool Keith said to him.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to election profit makers, the spookiest podcast about winning and losing treats on political outcomes and current events.

0:13.4

My name is Kid Midas, the original Cryptkeeper, and I'm joined on the line by Long John Dracula Silver, the blood-sucking maniac.

0:24.6

Blood-sucking maniac, yes.

0:27.1

Happy Halloween to everyone out there in podcast land.

0:32.7

Hey, everyone.

0:34.5

I finally came up with my Halloween costume.

0:36.4

I know it's really last minute.

0:37.4

We are recording this on Halloween, October 31st, the last day of October.

0:42.2

All right.

0:42.7

So ask me what my Halloween costume is.

0:46.1

What's your Halloween costume?

0:47.7

Great.

0:48.4

Actually, let's do it more a conversational way like this.

0:50.4

We'll do like a little scene, like we're at the coffee shop.

0:53.3

One large October pumpkin latte, please.

0:56.7

Hey, John, how are you?

0:58.4

Hey, I'm great.

0:59.7

Are you doing anything for Halloween?

1:02.0

Well, I just came up with my costume.

1:03.5

I know it's last minute, but I think it's a pretty good costume.

1:06.0

What is it?

1:07.2

Well, John, I'm going to cover myself in human shit and go as the year 2023. How's about that, everybody?

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