I will come to you house. I will go to your refrigerator fridge fridge your refrigerator. I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes.

And I force you to watch me while I eat all your butter that you are going to have a Christmas Eve.

You will beg and cry and say, no, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas. I will say, aha, not my problem.

And take the empty bottle and throw it on the stairway. I will go home.

You can use the eagle. You can do the praying mantis with the most effective martial arts when it was a butterfly.

That guy little cuck. That guy little cuck.

That guy little cuck.

I don't understand his brains.

And then to come out here with the smile on your face like that, the world is just beautiful. I don't understand it. It bothers me.

God, that was impressive. Thank you.

Did you play that out? Yeah, yeah, it's all scripted.

Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I heard about that thing on the AM radio.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I made the change from a common thief to up close and personal with Robin Leach.

Got out of that crime game at exactly the right moment and into this pod game.

By the way, this is TBTL, the program that just might be too beautiful to live.

Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Dormat, let the fun begin.

And we have lots to talk about.

There is something about the soul of a cat. There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat.

There is also something about the tongue of a cat that we just learned about today and it is amazing.

We will dazzle you with the deets of the tiny fingernails on the tongue of your furry friend.

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