My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, President of Diet Supplement Industries and Corporated and

people say to me all the time, but Gail, you're not a real doctor and I say to them,

oh yeah, well I graduated with a PhD in Religious Studies at Kent State University.

Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's this for real?

I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on the market.

Diet to lots of pan. But can something so good be legal, you ask?

Hey, you ask a lot of questions. Of course it's legal.

And I should know, I'm not only a doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries

and Corporated, I'm also the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island.

T-B-T-L!

That's it, the radio. I'll go in the most popular program of the day.

I assume that still done McNeill in his breakfast club. Like I ask people,

what's in your muffin?

Huh? How about me?

What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody asked me? What's in my muffin?

I don't know, what's in my muffin?

If you two dirt bags ever mess with me again, I'll take this to the next level.

You don't do 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine above it without learning a few things.

Dude, you are the best. You're often dude, you are God's gift of the airways.

What have you got to say for yourselves?

It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin!

All right, here's what's in all of our collective muffin, at least for the next hour or so.

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