All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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So we are literally hours away as we're recording this from heading to the Swan Mansion. But as you guys are listening to this, we will have already been there and back. And had the soiree and had a fucking phenomenal time. But we are right now three hours from having to be on a fucking plane. Yeah. More importantly, we're three hours away from me being, with a drink in my hand.

That's what I'm going to fucking need.

But yeah, that's where we're at right now. We were recording the bonus episode. You're like, are we going to have cocktails today? I'm like, we fucking better. Yeah, I don't plan to eat anything. I want to get just shalacked so I don't have to fucking deal with this fucking flight. So we have been fucking crazy busy crazy busy trying to get ready for this. We got so much going on. We completely forgot to check in for the flight. So where are we sitting? We're very literally in the back of the plane. We'll be sitting with the flight attendants and the fucking jump seats adjacent to the fucking restroom. At least we're close to a restroom. Because it's also not a short flight. No, it's not. It's like two and a half fucking hours or three hours.

I don't even fucking know.

It's actually three hours and 40 minutes. You're being incredibly... Well, that's gate to gate, basically. Yeah, yeah. But nonetheless, it's a lot of fucking time in the air. I am not equipped for such things. So, I'm certainly not sober. Sober.

Every single one of our listeners knows that because they constantly reach out every time we have to get on a plane.

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