All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So you guys heard about some of my fun in Omaha, but I have more to share, and we're going to do that very soon.

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for an entire month. See what you think. And we hope to see you there. We love it. So we hope you do too. So it's birthday week. I'm super fucking pumped for that because I'm a spoiled brat. It's more like birthday month because you basically hijack the entire month of February for your birthday. Well, you don't celebrate because

you're not fun. No, I'm also old and I don't care about my birthday. So you're always like, when you're my age, you're not going to celebrate. I'm like, the fuck I won't. Well, I haven't celebrated my birthday in fucking 30 years. But nonetheless, I don't give a shit. I hate it. I don't want to get another year older, so I fight it tooth and nail. So we'll just give it to you. You can have the

whole month if you want it. Thank you. But I'm excited because for the past two weeks, we have been 100% vanilla work mode, the entire two weeks. We have not done anything lifestyle related. And next weekend, your birthday is the Sweethearts Ball at the Swan Mansion in Houston, and it will be debauchrous. That's all I can tell you. Yeah. I mean, we've been monogamous for two weeks, which is crazy for us. That doesn't happen. Almost never. I get to see Susan tomorrow. Yes. I was supposed to see her last week, got fucking crazy busy, so I'll see her tomorrow but next weekend i expected to be absolute

fucking bedlam because there's like 40 of our friends on property yeah i know we were talking this

morning about how do we top how do i top last birthday because you planned a gang bang for me this time

last year yeah i completely forgot it was a year ago already so i had six very handsome men touching all over me and sticking their dicks inside me. And I'm like, how do we top it this year? Oh, yeah, we have the fucking sweetheart's ball with a bunch of friends at the Swan Mansion of all places, which is so stunning. I mean, I keep pinching myself thinking, like, how's this my life?

You're going to get probably some spa treatment, maybe a little Botox. Never know. There might be some other surprises in there. Well, I already talked to someone about some birthday spankings, too. Oh, well, there you have it. I think that's going to be on the agenda. Yeah, listen, this is going to be a fucking blast. And I need it. I need a break. I'm fucking tired of working. I've had it. Well, and this event will be really fun because most events,

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