Episode 23 – Dick on Results
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2016
⏱️ 116 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a dirty, yeah, that was a dirty yeah for you. |
| 0:21.5 | People said last episodes, Yeah, it was too clean. Too clean. They said one guy said it sounded like an angel. It sounded like a beautiful angel saying yeah, this is a dirty yeah. Just holding that note. A biker bar. Yeah. Yeah, and holding that note. |
| 0:32.8 | A biker bar, yeah, yeah, and it was in tune with the theme song. |
| 0:36.2 | And if there was a number of problems with it, |
| 0:37.8 | I got a number of complaints about the, yeah, |
| 0:40.1 | there's a dirty yeah for you. |
| 0:41.4 | Welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick. |
| 0:44.8 | The whole show is going dirty, I guess. |
| 0:47.2 | It's the only podcast where everything is a contest. |
| 0:50.7 | I am your host, Dick Mastersonon with me as always is Sean audio engineer |
| 0:55.3 | Hey Dick what's up buddy also the only podcast that pays Sean more than any |
| 1:01.9 | other podcast that he is on. |
| 1:04.5 | Unbelievable, a point of pride and a point of shame. |
| 1:08.5 | Something I wish I could fix. |
| 1:10.0 | That's life. |
| 1:11.0 | You know what life is to me? Life, and I don't know if this is like this to everybody else, |
| 1:16.2 | life is a simulation where if you say the right words in the right order and in the right cadence, |
| 1:26.4 | you can get whatever you want. |
| 1:29.2 | You can make different things happen. |
| 1:32.1 | That's how everything works. |
| 1:34.0 | I sit there stumped. |
| 1:35.0 | I'm doing, I get pulled over by a cop or I get a ticket and I say, |
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