Episode 22 – Dick on Voting
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2016
⏱️ 163 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. |
| 0:03.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Yeah! Yeah, I mean tell you somebody, that was about a 70%. |
| 0:34.4 | Drew, I was that all last night? |
| 0:35.8 | No, I just got these pipes on me. |
| 0:38.0 | God, for some reason, God or perhaps Satan gave me the ability to be louder than any motherfucker on earth. |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, but you just held the note right there. |
| 0:48.8 | That's all part of it because I don't have to strain to shout. |
| 0:53.3 | Like I can, I'm in the middle, this is, here's a dicktail for you. |
| 0:57.4 | I was in New York with my sister and her husband and Gagnon that this guy with a bigger forehead than mine |
| 1:08.3 | which they say they say that the camera adds 10 pounds |
| 1:12.0 | he escaped from the natural History Museum or something? |
| 1:14.0 | Who? |
| 1:15.0 | The guy with a bigger forehead than you? |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, I get it, very funny. |
| 1:18.0 | They say the camera adds 10 pounds. |
| 1:20.0 | Educational joke. But it really, it adds an inch of forehead as well. |
| 1:24.3 | It adds 10 years of receding hairline. |
| 1:27.8 | Because since we started doing this show, |
| 1:30.4 | and since we started putting the feed up on Patreon.com slash the Dick Show you pay even a dollar you pitch in a dollar |
| 1:36.6 | You get the video of the show you don't get the live video, but you get the video all I get are look at the fucking hairline look at the |
| 1:44.4 | hairline look at this motherfucker's hairline and I didn't think I had a |
| 1:47.6 | receding hairline until this fucking show like I thought it was normal I swear to God I go to the mirror and my hairline looks normal |
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