Episode 229 - Greg Grooms His Back Forty

Childish

Alison Rosen

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Summer's here! The boys are swimming in a pool and Greg is swimming in
a pond. Alison hatches a plan to get invited to a neighbor's pool and
Greg's been bitten by a tick.

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid.
0:10.2	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out a bit.
0:15.0	Childish, oh shit, how can I parent when I'm still a kid?
0:19.3	Childish, oh shit. Who the hell decided how I was ready to this? Welcome from When I'm still a kid Childish, oh shit
0:21.3	Who the hell decided I was ready to this?
0:23.6	Welcome from Vermont.
0:25.4	I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:27.2	And holding down the fort here in Burbank,
0:29.9	it's Alison Rosen.
0:30.9	Welcome to Childish.
0:32.4	You realize Burbank was kind of like
0:35.0	the punching bag for Johnny Carson for many years.
0:39.1	I know. Burbank, Azusa, what were the other towns he made fun of?
0:44.2	Rancho Cucamonga.
0:45.9	It's a ridiculous sounding name.
0:48.1	It's one of the great names to make fun of of all time.
0:52.2	It is. It's got the kuh, in it.
0:54.9	I grew up,
0:55.6	the next town over
0:56.4	for me in New York
0:57.2	was called
0:57.8	Pleasantville.
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