Episode 228 - A Very Scary Hike
Childish
Alison Rosen
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
People are crushing on 02 and Greg makes a scene at the Netflix Is A
Joke festival. Plus how not to turn your kids into narcissists.
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| 0:00.0 | Childish, oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid. |
| 0:10.2 | Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it. |
| 0:15.0 | Childish, oh shit. |
| 0:16.8 | How can I parent when I'm still a kid? |
| 0:19.3 | Childish, oh shit. |
| 0:21.6 | Who the hell decided I was ready to this? |
| 0:24.2 | Spring is here on Childish. |
| 0:28.6 | Are you Greg Fitzsimmons? |
| 0:30.0 | Because I'm Allison Rosen, |
| 0:31.0 | and I just want to make sure we're in the right place. |
| 0:33.2 | My name is Gregory Sebastian Fitzsimmons. |
| 0:37.3 | And my name is Allison Michelle Rosen. |
| 0:40.2 | I was born with all three names. |
| 0:43.1 | You, did you, you have a name you chose in there? |
| 0:46.5 | You have a memory, like a steel trap. |
| 0:50.4 | I was not given a middle name. |
| 0:53.9 | I think that my parents were a little overwhelmed when I was, um, I was not given a middle name. I think that my parents were a little overwhelmed when I was |
| 0:57.5 | born and didn't get around to the middle name for me. Isn't that weird? I had no middle name. |
| 1:04.7 | It's weird because there's a thing with Catholicism called the confirmation. But wait, aren't you... |
| 1:11.6 | You know what confirmation is? |
| 1:13.7 | Wait, hang on, I have to ask this question because it's at the forefront of my mind. |
| 1:19.0 | You're older than your brother, right? |
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