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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2289: Not Today, Babyface

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke tries to convince Andrew that he doesn't have to miss the Seahawks playoff game this weekend, despite Andrew's plans for international travel. Also, big changes may be afoot for Conan O'Brien, and Andrew is dubious of another Chewbacca-related viral video. And, of course, we share some Music for Your Weekend.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody!

0:01.6

Hi, Dr. Nick!

0:03.5

Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.

0:10.0

I recommend a slow, steady, gorging process combined with astral horizontalogy.

0:16.8

Of course, you'll want to focus on the neglected food groups,

0:20.8

such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocolate stick.

0:26.0

And remember, if you're not sure about something,

0:28.9

rub it against a piece of paper.

0:31.2

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

0:35.5

Bye-bye, everybody!

0:37.4

T-B-T-L!

0:42.8

And you must do that, gentlemen!

0:44.3

These two guys are really even a thorn in your sides.

0:47.1

You know what happens when you get a thorn in your side, Jean?

0:49.2

It draws blood.

0:50.5

You know, two big boys and they think this is all fun and games.

0:53.1

They think they can come in here and play around.

0:55.0

They're walking down a dark path from which there's no return.

0:57.6

You two are on my S.

1:00.0

T-B-T list.

1:01.4

And this is short list.

1:03.5

It's too long.

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