Episode #2288: Donovan S. Pumpkins

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 106 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Luke and Andrew explore the ups and downs of being a parking enforcement officer, which leads to a new New Year's resolution. Plus, a teenager is grounded for dabbing in congress, and NFL Sunday Countdown says goodbye to a legendary pickup artist.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Three, two, this is my fight song, my Andrew fight song, the fight didn't last long.
0:12.0	I'm with the story which is very long.
0:15.0	TVTL!
0:20.0	Is that a first time slammer or on the blue shorts?
0:26.0	Is that a first time slammer?
0:28.0	In the ring.
0:30.0	How do you slam?
0:32.0	Hey, I don't know you tell me.
0:34.0	I don't trust this kid any further than I can roll him.
0:38.0	Oh, well he's very popular, Ed.
0:40.0	The sparrows, the motor hits, geeks, bloods, wasteoids, dweebees, hits.
0:46.0	They all adore him.
0:48.0	They think he's a righteous dude.
0:50.0	They just think that they can just get in our cool lane when they don't even know the flavor.
0:54.0	Oh, that's a good idea.
1:02.0	Is Coke Zero?
1:04.0	Is that a cool late flavor?
1:06.0	It's the kind I'm having right here.
1:08.0	On this Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show
1:12.0	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:14.0	That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard.
1:16.0	And I used to watch Frazier.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.