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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2285: The Monday Of All Mondays

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew look back on what their goals were for 2016. Then they laugh to keep from crying.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there everybody, it is Luke, a welcome to the show today. It is Monday, the second of January.

0:07.8

It's the first day of the rest of our lives. And it's also a day that we are going to actually take

0:14.0

off from doing the show in honor of New Year's Day, which was yesterday. If some of you don't know

0:20.8

the yesterday was New Year's Day, you might have had a little bit too much fun on New Year's Eve.

0:25.8

Don't worry though, we have a show for you. This is actually an episode of the program that was

0:30.4

recorded at the very beginning of 2016. So this was the first show we did going into 2016.

0:39.2

And the reason I thought it might be kind of interesting to listen to today is because,

0:45.1

as you will be unsurprised to hear, because it was the first day of 2016 that we were doing a show.

0:50.5

I decided that it was also a good day to announce I had a new workout plan going. I was on a new diet.

0:57.6

I was trying all kinds of new exciting self-improvementy things. And so you can listen to this episode,

1:04.2

and then you can listen to this episode with the kind of smug, prescient knowledge of how things

1:10.1

actually turned out, as far as my fitness goes and my dietary plans and all that stuff. Also,

1:16.7

it was the week leading up to a football game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Minnesota Vikings

1:22.8

in the playoffs, which also had a crazy ending, which we all know now. So we're hoping that you'll

1:29.2

find this show kind of entertaining and kind of interesting. We're going to get in the old time

1:33.5

machine and travel back to almost exactly one year ago on this date in this best of TBTL. Take a

1:42.7

listen. Maybe we should talk about deep to the case, plan our next move, grab a little chow.

1:46.9

No need. I brought these nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor and whole wheat no flavor.

1:58.7

Nutrition bricks sound great, or we could grab a little street meat, kind of a classic steak out food,

2:06.2

but whatever. Huh, meat from the street sounds like a fun treat. My poet and didn't even know I

2:18.0

was rhyming those words. TBTL. You blew it. Super hard. Complete buffoonery. It's hilarious and you

2:32.1

deserve it. I'm sorry. I failed you both as a scary monster and a friend. I'm a great guest on

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