Can you be honest with me, what is it about me that is like they make you know I want to sit here?

Honestly? Yeah.

Like everything, starting with your face first, just like the expression on it is really bad. You

sort of look like you're smelling something that doesn't smell good or like you're like squinting

even though you're wearing glasses like your eyes don't work you kind of look like a lesbian

newscaster because you're a feminine but not in like a good way it's almost insulting to women

the way you're a feminine because like you're not a drudgeness you're just like soft and doughy

you don't look like you have bones under your body at all you're just sort of like an old baby

you know you just seem very uncomfortable you know like a little bit

like you're apologizing for your existence just

it's a complete answer

they are sending shockwaves over the airwaves they are rude and abusive but want you to listen to them

so maybe this isn't exactly the most polished radio broadcast you've ever heard

wow you guys already got a banter I like that it's real cute you guys clearly get each other

I don't really know how to end this conversation so high five

hey there everybody welcome to a Friday morning edition of KVTL the show that just might be

too beautiful to live coming to you today from the back seat of a loner car from the local

Audi dealership with my wife and my little brother sitting stillically in the front of the vehicle

trying not to talk and hoping that it gets slightly less weird over the course of the next

hour or so it's episode 2,284 in a collector series my name is Luke Burbank I'm your host

I'll explain coming up why I'm in the back of this car recording the program we're also

going to talk about the TV kill in the news that's right we got a big shout out last night on

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