Episode 228 - The Cuba Episode

The Deprogram

JT, Hakim, and Yugopnik

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, welcome back everybody. We are again without our favorite Cheeto American man.
0:07.2	A favorite son. The American son is suffering yet again in foreign lands. While he was back home, he was protected by health care, high quality infrastructure and a police force that serves the everyday citizen.
0:23.1	He decided to step out of this bubble
0:25.5	and immediately got infected with 12 venereal diseases.
0:30.5	Got canceled by 33 aircraft.
0:33.8	And what?
0:35.2	The United States.
0:36.3	I know that's a joke, but I can't.
0:38.1	I can't let us lie, even as a joke for him.
0:40.0	Oh, come on.
0:40.6	It's supposed to be meta, you know?
0:42.4	Because I want, like, there's always at least, I feel like at least one new listener that pops in because he sees our relatively chud name.
0:51.4	But in all the best ways, the program sounds like I'm going to go in a rant about
0:55.7	how important it is to be your wife.
0:59.8	But he comes in and then, you know, their first interaction with our show is always the pre-show
1:06.2	banter.
1:07.2	And imagine somebody comes in and starts out with this banter that I just dropped, you know?
1:12.3	I was exactly right.
1:13.1	Yes, they're going to be tuned in.
1:14.6	Like, wow, we're covering a free Cuba today.
1:17.1	I can't wait.
1:17.9	I can't wait to visit the brothels of Havana where the American dollar stretches.
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