Hello everyone and welcome back to the D. Program. It's me and your boy, Hakeem, here for those of who skip the intro banter part because you are a very serious and important person.

A true young exec, as they would say in the world of the monies and stuff.

Welcome back to the most original segment in the history of the internet, where we read

through the news and then comment on them.

Today we will specifically focus on, I don't know if you heard about it.

Hakeem, have you heard about it?

There's a little war going on.

I've heard some, you know, cracklings, some lawnmower noises.

It is the last thing that many of an American and many of a tanker crew has heard a flying lawnmower.

So let's talk about lawnmowers, where you can buy them, how you can use them, and how you can

make your own, especially if you live in a region nearby an American base.

Jokes aside, this will be a heavy Iran-focused episode, but we will also cover other stuff

because that's the concept of the format.

Go fuck yourself.

Now, Hakeem, please take it away.

How do you build a bomb?

How do you blow things up?

Yes.

Well, first of all, you need to go to JT's YouTube channel.

Mr. Second Thought.

He has many videos on topic.

Now, Jesus Christ, we're going to get him in trouble

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