You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are that are funny or or mildly amusing or

Interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally.

It's like going on a date with a chatty, Kathy doll.

I expect you have a little string on your chest. You know that they pull out and have to snap back.

I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back. You would.

By the way, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

I forgot to give the pet talk about please clap at the beginning of the show, but this crowd just knew instinctively.

I think it's going to be that kind of TBL episode. Hi everybody. Welcome to a very special TBL from the Virgin Hotel in Chicago, Illinois.

This right here is episode 2,265 in a collector's series.

This is special. This is special. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I don't think so in Chicago. I think that they have 24 hour fish sandwich places all over and I think we're going to avail ourselves of that later.

Right now, what we have to do though is bring you this episode of imaginary radio that we are so excited to share with all of you.

That's a fun begin. There's going to be a lot of fun. We're going to talk about a toilet cobra and that's not my wife's nickname for my number twos.

I didn't clear that with Andrew before the show and I thought we're going to start editing these scripts.

You can't edit that because the music's playing underneath. I've thought of everything.

We're also going to read your emails and play some emails and talk about if the Starbucks paying it backwards policy at the drive-through is just a scam to cost me and my family money.

We've got a very special guest that I think is going to really, really excite everybody who's here, including people in the front row who are celebrating who might have figured out who the special guest is.

Or you just have a nerve condition where you tightly ball your fists for no apparent reason.

That's the plan for the next hour or so. Thanks everybody who's here in Chicago with us. Thanks everybody listening out in the imaginary radio land.

I got to say hi to this guy. He told me a few minutes ago as we got into the elevator. I'm getting the fear.

So I think we're going to have an exciting show. His name is Andrew Walsh. He's the hodor of podcasting. He's been sampling Chicago's legendary taco scene.

Hey my dude. Hey man. Hey everybody. I love your city. I love it a lot.

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