Episode #2264: That's Not Adroit You're Looking For

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are in Chicago, where Andrew is having disconcerting dreams involving toilets, thunderstorms, and president-elects. He and Luke discuss an impetuous thief who has won their hearts and a legendary astronaut with great biceps.

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0:00.0	How old is Rickley anyway? Do you even have electricity?
0:04.4	He's powered by tradition, my friend. Something you wouldn't know about at Mobile Phone Park.
0:09.6	Someone should trim those weeds on your outfield walls.
0:13.6	It's called Ivy, as an Ivy League.
0:16.6	A bush, as a Bush League.
0:18.2	The only cleaning up your cleanup hitters know about involves cleaning supplies.
0:22.6	Is that your team ERA or your shoe size?
0:25.0	Your infield has more holes than a Swiss cheese donut.
0:28.4	Rickley Bill isn't even real Chicago.
0:30.8	Once you get north of the vision street, you might as well be in Wisconsin.
0:34.0	You know, I've heard that for the White Sox, D.H. stands for Don't Have Talent.
0:39.6	Have talent is one word.
0:40.8	Yes it is.
0:41.6	Wow, is it Friday already? I know it's my Friday, which means we have a Friday afternoon
1:02.6	edition of TBTL for you.
1:05.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:09.4	Welcome everyone to the show coming to you today from the Virgin Hotel in Chicago, Illinois,
1:16.6	the Bay City.
1:17.6	It's episode 2,264 in a collector's series.
1:22.4	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:24.2	I'm your host.
1:25.2	We are a mere hours away from TBTL live tomorrow night.
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