Episode #2259: The Leftovers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew prepare a giant plate of TBTL leftovers - topics that they were supposed to discuss on the show this year, but never got around to. In the spirit of Black Friday, things get dark very quickly.

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0:00.0	How do the little piggies go?
0:01.8	Ah!
0:03.1	That's right!
0:04.2	Oy koi.
0:05.4	Now show me how the pigies eat.
0:07.5	This is your trough.
0:09.3	Show me how the piggies eat.
0:12.3	Did it come boys show me how the pigies eat?
0:14.9	Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:18.1	TVTL!
0:24.1	We look to meals in my home.
0:26.9	No, every two hours we eat what I like to call
0:29.9	A food tease, like un-oat wedge or a seaweed lasage.
0:34.1	I eat Chinese food almost every day.
0:35.8	Just remind myself to be a little bit crazy all day long.
0:37.9	We take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese,
0:40.5	fold it in a pizza, you got cheesy blasters,
0:44.1	and then all the kids say, thanks, meat cat,
0:45.9	and then meat cat flies away on his skateboard.
0:48.5	Honeydew! Jesus!
0:49.7	Why does Canelo think every time he gets invited to a party?
0:52.2	He can bring along his dumb friend, Honeydew.
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