Episode 225: Uncle Jame's Communist Birthday
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
What if I told you...it was time to write the episode description, but you didn't want to? Would you shrink from the limelight and open another tab on the computer...or would you rise to the challenge, and write the best episode description of all time, a handful of paragraphs enshrined forever in the Episode Description Hall of Fame alongside the one that just says "Buh?" and the one with the copied synopsis from Avatar or whatever it was? Follow me down the rabbit hole and find out what your mind is truly made of...
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff will suck to you, man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a fake at base |
| 0:15.0 | Markin' jail, go man |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters' looks |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:36.0 | Hey, boys |
| 0:38.0 | It's on a date tonight |
| 0:40.0 | We were talking about some of our favorite podcasts |
| 0:44.0 | And I was dumb enough to bring up the fact that I like this podcast |
| 0:47.0 | Called Your Kick-star Dispux |
| 0:50.0 | And she asked me for an example of like, oh, it's time I kick-starters |
| 0:53.0 | What are some of them? |
| 0:55.0 | And I listened to like maybe like 200 episodes of this show |
| 0:59.0 | I could not think of a single kick-starter |
| 1:03.0 | than you guys have ever talked about |
| 1:05.0 | I think you'd do like six ones in episodes, right? |
| 1:08.0 | And I'm just 200 or something |
| 1:10.0 | I've listened to like, I think all of them |
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