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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 224: Intellitainment TV

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Alright folks it's another episode of YKS and if you're anything like me you have to be wondering...what could the next 90 or so minutes of my life be like? Let's scour the old notes here for some hints. Well it looks like we drove Goofy's Truck around for a spell and went to Knight School, then figured out what Linux distro Hunter Biden had on his laptop (think we got it wrong? drop us an email from your custom keyboard!) Plus we got a new type of alcohol that really promises to change the game, another product aiming to put the humble plunger out of a job, and what essentially adds up to a lasagna-covered pipe bomb. ERROR: Memory overload. Forgot what computers say when they're done doing computer stuff. Continue...?


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


Miketober continues over at YKS Premium and this week we're doing Hellgate (1989) with the one and only Paul F. Tompkins! For perhaps our worst and least-available movie yet, we invited one of the nicest and funniest guys around to come deal with our shit for a while. Hellgate imagines a one horse town, left for dead, first figuratively, then literally, and well a bunch of stuff happens and a lady goes crazy kind of. I'm not actually sure what it is about because it is god awful but we'll all be talking about it together, this Friday, only on the YKS Premium Patreon!


Today's show is sponsored by NordVPN. I am using NodVPN, as I sit here and type out this copy, to unlock the world of entertainment television from the comfort of my home office. Yes, it's true, even an entertainment maven such as myself has something to gain from teaming up with NordVPN, and you can too. Just go to NordVPN.com/YKS for a deal so absurd you'll barely believe it. 73% off and 4 months free. Good lord. Stop reading this and go be entertained!


YKS is also brought to you by BetterHelp. Boy stuff sure is wild sometimes, huh? That's how I feel anyways. Well I'm not a doctor or even that smart of a guy so maybe I shouldn't say that. Stuff sure is, sometimes, huh? Actually I only did like 2 years of philosophy so maybe I shouldn't say that either. Point is, there's people out there who actually can tell you whether stuff is, or is wild, and if you ask me it's nice to talk to 'em. If you want a professional, open-minded, and most of all, CLASSY therapist, head on over to BetterHelp.com/YKS for 10% off your first month. The therapy is still 100% good though so don't worry about that. They're still gonna try.


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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope there's decent stuff that's up to you, man

0:11.0

Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the face

0:14.0

I'm making jail, I'm going mad

0:17.0

I'm still keeping drinking that garbage

0:23.0

I'm still keeping drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it, and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters, looks

0:33.0

The podcast

0:35.0

Hey, what's up boys?

0:38.0

Just calling out to kick-starters, you're them

0:42.0

So I work at some hoity-toity fine dining place

0:46.0

I served there, and I had some guests today

0:50.0

Some hunters and such, deep in the south

0:54.0

And sort of asking me all types of stuff

0:57.0

And eventually they hit me with the...

1:00.0

You must be vaccinated, right?

1:03.0

And you know, I don't know if you know

1:05.0

The servers work for TIPS, I don't know if you guys lead TIPS at all

1:08.0

And I thought WWJD, what would Jesse do?

1:13.0

And you know, I thought I was so clever, I said

1:16.0

I pulled out the classic, I said

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