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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 226: YKS Saves The Kids

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Scam alert! Scam alert! It's time for Mike and JF to don their investigative journalism hats and read the comments on a weird Kickstarter to see if someone else thinks its a scam or not. And maybe it's not, who knows. Not us, that's for sure. On today's episode we fix the entire movie industry, put fireworks likers in their place at long last, and destroy the entire oil industry. Not the really really bad one. Just the kinda bad one. So not really a huge win by us but it's only Monday so give us some time and we will deliver you another big W later in the week. All that, plus a Neighbor Insight, and much much more, only on Your Kickstarter Sucks (name in description for SEO purposes).


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


For more of this crazy nonsense we call YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page, where 5 extra episodes a month, plus incredible video stylings from Producer Dan await the dedicated listener. Oh yeah and we just casually throw in ad-free eps, merch discounts, Discord access and more like we don't even care about it but we actually do.


Today's episode of YKS is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp: why get worse help when you could get BetterHelp? That's just what I think and I barely know anything about anything. But I wrote it down on my hand here so I'd remember it when I typed this up. And the handwriting's clear enough so I'm saying it. Sick of the uncomfortable waiting rooms? BetterHelp was, too, that's why they invented staying at your house and getting professional therapy there, instead of in the waiting room. Try it today at Betterhelp.com/YKS for 10% off your first month and safely 6 feet away kiss the uncomfortable waiting room goodbye!


Also sponsoring today's show: Honey! Oh baby I finally got some reinforcements for my battle against the fearsome promo code box at checkout. The battlefield is set (the computer). The weapons have been chosen (uh, maybe this one is the computer). Gird your loins and prepare for war...coupon codes on me!!! Download the free extension today at JoinHoney.com/YKS and start saving buttloads of cash...for the greater good! And use your computer to do it by the way.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kickstanders

0:03.0

Hopeless decent stuff is up to the man

0:06.0

Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be a fake bait

0:18.0

My congel, you're a man

0:21.0

I told you, I told you, I told you I still keep drinking that garbage

0:26.0

I told you, I still keep drinking it up

0:29.0

Cause I love it, man I need it

0:32.0

And this is your kickstanders' hooks

0:37.0

The podcast

0:40.0

Hey guys, I was listening to the last episode

0:44.0

And there's a point where Jesse

0:50.0

Was like, I mentioned the perfect sea sharp

0:55.0

And then immediately hummed what I determined was actually a perfect sea sharp

1:01.0

Makes me ask, do Jesse, do you have a perfect pitch?

1:07.0

If so, what's the people now?

1:11.0

Cause that was pretty cool

1:15.0

I'm definitely supposed to make a joke during one of these things

1:18.0

So, a perfect pitch, huh?

1:22.0

Yeah, that'll never make it to one of your six packs

1:26.0

Cause they're usually bad bitches

1:29.0

Anyway, I love the show, bye

1:32.0

Hey, everybody open the YKS

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