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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 223: But His Emails!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

In a world...where a man needed every email he'd ever sent, and his friends thought he was crazy...a hero emerged...and it was the man, from before. The one with the emails...Coming soon to whatever the funniest streaming service to say would be...it's The Email Genius. On today's show, we're talking about why I'm so great, how I'm great, why I'm the best, etc. Plus Mike goes Poop Cop Mode and we listen to some Chap Hop! Oh and the projects are like, a porno guy and a shoe and a towel. Not that great but that's why we did all the other stuff. We knew it sucked! That's why we were funny this time!


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


Miketober continues over at YKS Premium and this week we're doing The Stuff (1985)! A mysterious new treat is sweeping the nation, and its most devoted fans find that they just can't eating it...and they don't want anything else. Who better to discuss the horror of junk food consumption than our friends The Doughboys! That's right, Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell join us this Friday for The Stuff, only on YKS Premium!


YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Hate not getting 20% off plus free shipping on your order of men's top grooming essentials? Yeah, we did too. That's why we hacked into the Manscaped Mainframe (Manframe) and deployed our own Manscaped Malicious (Manlicious) code...it was all for you! Mike was the guy doing backflips in the server room, while I sat down the block in a very normal looking work van filled to the brim with computers and wires and stuff. Everything went great (well, Mike broke his neck doing a cartwheel off a networking rack) and now the discount is yours: 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped with the code YKS20! Do it for Mikey!


Also sponsoring this week's episode is HelloFresh. Ding-dong! It's time to get organized! Just to get you started, how about a big box full of classic autumn vegetables, such as...pumpkin, maybe? And crust? Pumpkin and crust...now there's a perfect union! Hell, they've got my vote! Anyway to tell you the truth I didn't get a pumpkin. I got normal stuff like, fish and whatnot, which was also good. But maybe you'll get a pumpkin. At any rate, what I do is basically take the stuff out of the box and cook it. What you do with it after that is up to you but I suggest eating the food. I'll leave the rest to your imagination...Try it for yourself today at HelloFresh.com/YKS14 and you're gonna wanna use that promo code as well, YKS14 for 14 free meals and free shipping! Wow-ee I can't wait to eat my pumpkin!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope this decent stuff will suck to you, man

0:11.0

Cause I'll think of these and stick in my body to be a fake at base

0:15.0

My congel, go man

0:18.0

I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

I told, I still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it, and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters

0:34.0

The podcast

0:36.0

Hey, Mike, hey Jesse

0:39.0

I'm listening to episode 222 in my car on the way to work

0:46.0

And at 13 minutes and 23 seconds

0:53.0

Someone farted

0:56.0

I really want to know who it was, I mean I think

0:59.0

Given his history with farting on Mike

1:04.0

He's probably Jesse

1:06.0

But you never know, maybe it was Mike

1:10.0

He's for New Sudan

1:12.0

But this needs to be investigated

1:15.0

Please tell me who farted

1:18.0

Okay, I hope you have a good day

1:20.0

Bye

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