Episode 222: Bat in the Cave

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

e.g., On this award-winning show, we dive deep into the psyches of the world's cereal killers. Does Snap make Crackle Pop? And is Tony really that grrreat after all? All this, and more, from Cereal <--- That's the suggested text for the description box of this episode, so now you can make an informed decision as to whether my descriptions are good or not. I don't have an opinion either way. I'm just sitting here doing my thing. On today's show, we've got not one but TWO top tens for a total of top twenty, a 21 beep salute for our fallen smoke alarms, and also something called Trevr Huntr, I think. Plus, Mike fucks me over on the 6-pack once again. All this, and more, from Cereal. Just kidding.

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters, hope there's decent stuff to suck to you, man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the fake base, my congel, go man.
0:18.0	I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage.
0:24.0	I still keep drinking it up.
0:26.0	Cause I love it and I need it.
0:29.0	And this is your cake starter subs.
0:34.0	The podcast.
0:38.0	Hey guys, my dog just took a big ol' shit, made me think of the show.
0:42.0	I gotta go to acting class tonight and I gotta do a scene that is an argument.
0:50.0	So it's hoping maybe you guys could get into an argument on the show and I would transcribe it.
0:55.0	And that's the scene that I'll do with a theme parker.
0:58.0	So good luck, break a leg, I mean, let's see what you come up with.
1:03.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, Mike, I didn't know we had actors listening to the show.
1:09.0	I wonder if that was Tom Cruise.
1:11.0	Yeah, kind of disappointing, huh, kind of makes you want to stop doing the show.
1:17.0	Yeah, it sucks that these guys are out there enjoying our show.
1:20.0	When basically they could be escaping into a world of fantasy at the drop of a hat.
1:24.0	They don't have to live here.
1:25.0	They can be wherever they want.
1:26.0	They can be a planet.
1:29.0	Yep.
1:30.0	Oh, yeah.
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