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Let me in it's cold out here

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You're like that kid on the playground. You know the one in his lice that none of the other kids want to play with

What are you mean? I mean we got to shape your head and get you back on the monkey bars, right?

I've studied the human mind. I've learned how to read it and ultimately

Control it. Listen to me

While I would admit to a certain cynicism the fact is that I'm a naceaer and a agit man in the fight against violence

I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King

My concerns are global. Remember this is not a competition

Although you two seem to be the best in the class. You're too charged. I was in the friend of mine's car

It's a Chrysler that talks to you and it says the door is a jar

Okay, I'll go ahead and make that change

Great. I've made the change your wife's new legal name is Targets Targets. Is this okay?

Hey folks, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show

That just might be too beautiful to live now

We're going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide. It's also a place where that happens

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host

That's just to clear that up my policy re the drogas. I don't do them

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center

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