Bear me what's that Amy that water I always say beer me gets a laugh like a

quarter of the time check out this sunshine man global warming right today was

supposed to be really cold I bet what about music do you mean music yeah should

have said so

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but

I was thinking more like a CD or a CD

You're called it

this is coming from a place of jam and that place I don't have a map for

it so sometimes when I turn on a camera we don't go there but I'm gonna try to

go there today. I'm really just observing, so just pretend I'm not here. That's certainly

what I'll be doing. While you have to do is study it out, just study it out and you'll

see you haven't done your homework, buddy. Wow, that was very hard to hear. So many negative

words. But it's not on TV, then, that's the internet thing. Okay.

Okay, all right. I've choked down some spicy cilantro slaw from the Hagen grocery store,

chased it with a little fresca, peach, citrus, sparkling flavored soda, and my friends, I am ready.

I have never been more ready for a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just

might be too beautiful to live. This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

It does indeed. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from the Burbank Springs

Broadcast Center here in Ballyham, Washington, the Bay City. I'm here. I'm available for you.

We are perched to top Alabama Hill. We've got Peru. We had a pod dog sighting, although

when she realized she wasn't going to get any of the spicy cilantro slaw, she kind of

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