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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2221: I'm A Maker, I'm A Taker, I'm A Midnight Jaker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew review this weekend's SNL debate send-up, then they have their own debate over whether anonymous authors have a right to keep their identities hidden. Plus, why Luke will probably skip tonight's VP debate, and a letter from a listener who has - undebatably - the worst friends ever.

Thanks to James Callaghan and Patricia Middleton for supporting today's show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

My name is Ted Lasso. I'm a new head coach for Tottenham Spurs. I've been brought over here to implement my coaching style.

0:08.4

Football in the States is my specialty, but they have a different kind of football over here. There's a lot of small similarities.

0:15.6

18, my coach. They're going to play hard for all four quarters, okay?

0:19.6

Two halves. What's that? Two halves.

0:22.2

Okay, halves. They're going to play hard for two halves.

0:25.0

And we're going to play till there's a winner and there's a loser.

0:27.6

What's that? Okay, there's a winner, a loser, or a tie.

0:30.8

Yeah, do we have any goals this season? Absolutely. We're going to win a lot of games. We're going to get into playoffs.

0:34.6

No playoffs.

0:35.6

There's no playoffs. Again, my job has got a lot easier.

0:39.2

Has there been a learning curve? I would say a little bit.

0:41.8

Who's orange shoes there?

0:43.0

Gareth Bale.

0:44.0

Has Gareth Bale? Where he's from? He's from England.

0:45.4

Whales. Whales.

0:46.6

Wait, that's another country?

0:47.6

Yes and no.

0:48.4

How many countries are in this country?

0:50.0

Four.

0:50.5

After a few days of practice, the players' gaming nickname started small,

0:53.4

but now they'll chant it at me over now. That's pretty nice.

0:56.4

What's the nickname?

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