Episode #2220: Whitespot Diamond-Boat
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2016
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Summary
We finally hear how Luke fared during his "surprise half-marathon" this weekend. Meanwhile, Andrew continues to manicure his Yelp portfolio, Luke has a huge revelation about eating food on the air, and Homeland Security has its eyes on Alabama Hill. Plus, Kim and Kanye's scary weekend, and why Australians sometimes have to light their toilet paper on fire. And stay tuned for an epic edition of No Point Conversion!
Special thanks to Barbara Adams and Maria Maillet for supporting today's show!
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| 0:00.0 | So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer |
| 0:04.5 | Just to make sure the machine is working is your name Andy |
| 0:08.7 | I don't know how to answer that |
| 0:11.2 | It's simply yes or no. Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think so |
| 0:19.0 | No |
| 0:20.5 | Wait |
| 0:21.6 | Yes |
| 0:22.9 | Let's move on scenario you pull a car over for speeding you find out that it's your father |
| 0:27.9 | How do you handle the situation? |
| 0:29.9 | Well first I would be like |
| 0:32.8 | Dad |
| 0:34.4 | You're alive |
| 0:40.7 | Don't trust big banks or small banks banks or Ponzi schemes run by morons |
| 0:45.5 | Whatever happened to hey, I have some apples. Would you like to buy them? Yes, thank you |
| 0:50.0 | That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country. You shouldn't say that. That's off putting you should be off putting |
| 0:57.8 | It's your fat |
| 0:59.8 | You shouldn't eat anymore pudding. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what if there is no tomorrow? |
| 1:04.2 | Terrible isn't one today. All right. I'm gonna assume that type of article, right? |
| 1:07.6 | We did not rehearse at least a lobe song for five hours not to serenade our Valentine's Day dates |
| 1:12.5 | This is making me sad and I hate being sad. You're funny. Yeah, you're really funny. Right. I like you |
| 1:20.2 | Well, hey there everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:34.0 | The vibes will be the illest and the jams not reddit. Yes, they will |
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