Episode #2213: Three Bosses, One Walsh

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wreak havoc on the space-time continuum with today's TBTL from a public radio conference in Phoenix, Arizona, where they address the age old question, "When is a lanyard just a lanyard?" Plus, a Canadian Mint employee finds a brilliant and uncomfortable way to steal gold from work, and a Malaysian man finds an ingenious way to live in an airport.

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0:00.0	What a beautiful morning.
0:01.8	It is now.
0:02.6	Well, thanks for getting up to make the coffee.
0:05.2	I didn't.
0:06.0	What?
0:07.3	I made this coffee yesterday.
0:10.0	But it tastes like you made it today.
0:12.2	That's because I used yesterday's coffee.
0:16.4	It tastes like you made it today.
0:18.5	That's a time saver.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.6	Hey, if we leave now, we could catch the ferritic grassy point,
0:24.2	have a picnic like we used to.
0:26.2	That sounds great.
0:28.6	But I can't.
0:29.5	I got to make tomorrow's coffee.
0:31.8	Can't we worry about tomorrow's coffee tomorrow?
0:34.6	Nope.
0:35.3	The only reason why we have today's coffee
0:37.0	is because I worried about it yesterday.
0:39.4	So tomorrow will drink the yesterday's coffee
0:42.6	that you made today.
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