Episode #2212: Conference Adjacent

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew join forces in the Valley of the Sun to bring you this edition of TBTL. They have an update on Andrew's AZ hotel accommodations (spoiler alert: Andrew is still alive), and they recount their public radio karaoke adventures of the night before. Plus, an uncomfortable history of Luke and Andrew's romantic almost-encounters with women over the years, a ranking of bubble gums, and a lesson in unsaid grammar rules.

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0:00.0	Need a beer, glue?
0:02.0	It's a Pope wear funny hat.
0:04.0	Yeah glad I guess it is kind of funny.
0:07.0	Jake, that reminded me, how many Pollocks take to screw up a light bulb?
0:12.0	I don't know, do they?
0:14.0	One? Nope, takes three.
0:17.0	Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
0:23.0	The Wayneman, not told him wrong.
0:26.0	Here I'm starting again. How come it takes three Pollocks to screw up a light bulb?
0:29.0	Well, I don't know, Glenn.
0:31.0	Because they're so darn stupid!
0:35.0	Shit, man!
0:37.0	Listen up! What's the matter? Don't you get it?
0:39.0	No, Glenn. I sure don't.
0:41.0	No, shit, man. I guess that's why they call it a way homer.
0:44.0	What is that?
0:45.0	Does you only get it on a way homer?
0:47.0	I'm already homer, Glenn.
0:49.0	T-B-T-L!
0:54.0	Where are we, dude?
0:56.0	I want to be the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell.
1:00.0	What's it I like to do? I like to go, like, can they have a conference in the hotel?
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